@staff @support Since you seem to exclusively hire incompetent people, I’ve put together a handy little cheat sheet on how we average users consistently recognize pornbots at a quick glance. The examples used in this post are the two that followed me today, January 8, 2018.
1) Their URL is a string of random letters and numbers
Now this one can be tricky, because some users are weird like that. This one is really more of a red flag than a cut-and-dried identifier, but luckily, there are other steps!
2. If their profile icon isn’t itself porn (another red flag), they just won’t have one
Again, more of a red flag than an explicit pornbot nametag but definitely something to pay attention to.
3. The blog itself is mostly blank
You’ll most likely see no cover photos or blog descriptions. If you do, they’ll probably be something about mature busty milfs or teen twinks.
4. Every post links to an obscure, external URL
Here’s the big one! Pornbots are spam accounts meant to publish links to external content. The more links there are to the site, the more legitimacy they earn in browser algorithms. Essentially, they’re tricking google into thinking “Wow, all of these blogs like gjzpiee and helshvnsk8927 and bustymilfsandstepmoms728289929 are connected to this site, it must be legit.”
Your users recognize this shit daily, and it takes us two seconds. I understand that you’re not really concerned with child pornography and certainly not those pesky Nazis. This is clearly Verizon cleaning the site of a userbase it didn’t want so it can advertise to those who stay.
Here is common sense in action. Ive had more bots following me since the purge. Epic fail
i think it’s really cute how on some level we all kind of believe in magic. you can practically wish upon anything whether it’s a shooting star, a fallen eyelash, or even a dandelion. somehow kissing your true love is bound to save the day. cool rocks and flowers can be used for different kinds of magic. even just the concept of people who can conduct magic is adorable. the belief in magic is literally apart of everyday life whether you choose to see it or not and if that’s not the cutest shit idek what is
“I think the scariest thing about love is the fact that you can’t be sure about the outcome. No matter how sure you are about your own feelings, and how sure you feel about your partner’s feelings, things can change. They can be yours one moment, and someone else’s the next. There isn’t any true certainty, only hope.”
shout to any childrens media nowadays that has female characters who are just super fucking weird bc growing up i just remember lot of boy characters who got to be funny and weird and all the girl characters were like the serious ones who desired order and followed the rules meanwhile i was always running around barefoot and foaming at the mouth and eating snails and i barely knew what gender was
